Thursday, February 12, 2009

I'll Get Him Trained Yet

Me: "Hey babe, I need to talk to you about something and I know you are going to think I am a little crazy."

ED: "Sure Hon, what is it?"

Me: "Could you please NOT put the lid down after you use the bathroom? I know it sounds funny, but Aurora drinks out of the toilet and you are cutting off her water supply."

ED: "Your cat drinks out of the toilet?"

Me: "Yes."

ED: "You realize you are asking me to go against everything I have been trained to do right?"

Me: "I am aware. But it would mean a lot to me so I don't have to start giving the cat fresh water."

ED: "I finally understand why your cat hates everyone."

Blogfully yours,


Anonymous said...

I love it!

Erin said...

I have to keep the seat lid down because my cats always throw things inside. The other day I found a Costco-size bottle of shampoo lodged in the crapper.

kel said...

Remind me never to kiss....or go near...your cat.

Court and Jeff said...

LMAO!!! That's great!

Jeremy said...

OH My hell! I needed that this morning.

Frank said...

Congrats on the double training!!! Let us know when to watch for the Oprah appearance and when the book signing is scheduled.

theoddduckling said...

I never thought I would even hear of a woman thinking of uttering those words to a man.


C.S. Perry said...

I'm moving to your house.

Sarah Bellum said...

That's hilarious. And suddenly I'm left wishing my dog was taller or spry like a cat.

Latissa and Scott Graham said...

HAHAHAHAH My cats used to do this too! I miss having kitties.