Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Christmas sins & drunken compliments

Saturday Karina the Russian and I committed a sin. Well, not like a really bad sin (yes, I just used "like"), it was just the sin of putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, which to some is completely inexcusable. I however, am pretty sure we will be forgiven after fervent repenting to the bishop and maybe a few hail Marys for good measure.

After putting up the tree and untangling strand upon strand of Christmas lights we decided to celebrate Karina's newly festive condo by getting dressed up and going out. We ran into an old friend who invited us to a house party. We knew this friend really well so we said what the hell, hopped in his limo and away we went. We ended up at this mansion cabin house on 400 acres of land. The owner had coyotes, reindeer, 5 ponds with some 4,000 fish in them, roosters and a whole bunch of other cool stuff. Anyway, too much details. We get there and we are having a great time but as the night progresses and the number of drinks increase, limo guy gets really tipsy and decided to...um...complement me?

"Summer you look greeeat! I mean jus look at those leeegs! And you have the hottest crotch area. No I mean it Summa. Bee-ute-iful!"

CROTCH AREA??? It was such an incredibly ridiculous thing to say and it caught me so off guard that I couldn't help but bust up laughing. Karina and I were practically rolling on the floor and the funniest part was I couldn't even get mad because poor drunk limo friend wasn't really trying to make a pass at me, this was his honest to god attempt at a compliment! Hmm... come to think of it, maybe it was a pass at me. Nah! I'm much more comfortable thinking of it as just a failed attempt at a compliment.

Blogfully yours,


Black Hockey Jesus said...

Waiters. Limo drivers. Does is ever end?

kel said...

That crotch area compliment may have been the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

Erin Alberty said...

I once praised someone's crotch area, and nothing was ever the same again.

scott said...

How bizarre.

"Yes, my crotch is probably my best feature."

"I've always been a crotch guy. I'm a sucker for a great crotch."

Crotch is just an ugly word. He should have said, "You have the hottest pelvis."

No, that's no better.

Hello, Summer.

Anonymous said...

Oh! and then we were extremely Motherly girls??!!! LOL!
No! This will never end!
Being Rock Stars one weekend at time.. actually every other weekend at a time, the other days we r non lesbian mothers!

Nicole said...

I was told once at a bar that I looked like my box was smiling. It reminded me of vagina dentata. I have no idea what he meant but I decided to take it as a compliment. Weird, but why not?

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

So, since you are now the benchmark for the rest of us, could you share your secret to having such an awesome crotch area? Is it genes? Or do you recommend a specific product?