Tuesday, December 23, 2008

It's Official!

I am "officially" in a relationship with my BFF Karina the Russian. I suppose it was only a matter of time. I can't even tell you how many times we have been asked if we are "more than friends." Well now, thanks to the postal service, there is proof that we are in fact "more than friends."

Our first piece of mail together! To my family Christmas party no less! I was worried they wouldn't accept my new relationship... I am so happy to see them embracing it with open arms! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that even though we are "officially" in a relationship, we still are not lesbians. That's probably helping with the whole acceptance part. Honestly I think it would be great if we were lesbians, we already make such a cute couple and all. But, sadly, we are both big of fans of the penis so until the penis fairy comes around we are content to have our non-lesbian, best friends relationship.

Blogfully yours,


Anonymous said...

I'm so happy! I would Like to thank :
YOur family
My Family
Our children.. which by the way first thing out of Pashas mouth: "where is Summer?"
and Our Cats. the redhead bitch and the albino retard!
Love you!
Karina Koponeva-Fredrickson!

C.S. Perry said...

Penis? You need a penis?
Give me twenty minutes...I can get you a penis.