Monday, January 5, 2009

Worlds Greatest TV Show: CROTCH MAFIA

With a name like that, it can only mean one thing. That's right, it's time for another installment of Karina the Russian stories.

Like a lot of the ladies out there, Karina and I are big fans of the nighttime soap opera shows containing similar plots about girl power, friendships and all the quirks that come their way, i.e. Sex and the City, Cashmere Mafia, and our recent favorite Lipstick Jungle. The other night we were watching one such show, when Karina turned to me and said, "you know they should really make a show about us! I'm serious! Think about it, 2 friends, one is a sexy successful business woman advertising person and the other is from Russia and manages a hair salon. Man, the drama I have to deal with with those bitches is enough to write it's own show. Plus we get into trouble no matter where we go and we are always having adventures and man troubles. We can call it 'Crotch Mafia'!!! Oh. My. God. It's perfect! I'm serious honey, we can make a lot of money on this. Somebody who would be smart, would make a show about us."

I laughed and told her "yes, but in those shows they always have some rich guy chasing after them and trying to sweep them off their feet and that is just not happening for me."

"YET! It's only because you haven't met the right man. That asshole is out there somewhere taking his sweet ass time."

Of course the "crotch" in "Crotch Mafia" is a reference to my greatest and most bizarre complement. It has kind of stuck though. If I am ever having a down day, just say "sexy crotch" to me and I can't help but smile. Plus it's fun to say. I recommend complementing all of your girlfriends by telling them they have a sexy crotch area. See what they say. I bet they will never forget it.

DISCLAIMER: Telling someone they have a "sexy crotch" is done at your own risk. I claim no responsibility for any negative reaction such as a slap to the face, knee to the groin, or getting dumped. However, if the reaction is positive, please feel free to send them a link to my blog.

Blogfully yours,


The Odd Duck said...

OK, saw this on twitter and immediately had a what the hell moment. Should have figured it was just Karina's brand of oddity.

And I must really be 12 because sexy crotch has me sniggering like a kid who just heard his teacher curse.

Courtney and Jeff said...

LOL this is hilarious! I love all those shows you just mentioned, with my newest favorite obsession - Lipstick Jungle... I think you have a story there...I would like to pop in and out of this story line every once-in-awhile! LOL jk

Anonymous said...

Done and Done!
This cant get any better! This show is a hit... not like a joint hit BUT close!
non lesbian lovers, best spooning, Rock Stars real and wannabees..
I think we have something here!
Karina The Russian- your brand of oddity ;)

C.S. Perry said...

Well...I've seen a few crotches that were anything but sexy....but I guess the logic is still valid.

In a way.

Jeremy said...

I volunteer to be the antagonist of the show... you can call me the Crotch Monster.

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