Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Cats and dogs living together

I made the crazy statement that I was giving up on dating as I am apparently not good at it. My adorable friend RLO, being a guy and therefore always wanting to fix any problem, suggested that he and I and Sarah all move in together and grow bitter and old together. In my infinite womanly wisdom I realized the flaw in his plan and told him that Sarah's dog Daisy and my cat Aurora might not get along so well. Then Mr. RLO consented, but still being flawed as a male, said "true, Daisy and Aurora might have a lot of sexual tension they don't know how to deal with".

Moral of the story: Men may be from Mars and women may be from Venus but cats and dogs just need a little sexual rediscovery to get along.

Blogfully yours,


kel said...

Uhhh...I want to know why I'm not included in this plan YET AGAIN!!! I don't even have pets, so you can't use that as an excuse. Plus, I'm a built-in maid service. Since you have failed to realize my superior qualities, I am now taking the gloves off. It's on, biiiyatch!

scott said...

The best solution for sexual tension? Sex.

It might be hard to convince the cat and dog, though.

Hello, Summer.

Helmey said...

I was wondering how long it would be until you were bloging about interspecies erotica...